Drop 01 · Dumpy Defense merch
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Hoodies, hats and tees built around Sgt. Dumpy and the Kabuto. Printed to order and shipped to all 50 states.
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Made to order
Every piece is printed or embroidered for you when you order. No dead stock, no faded warehouse tees.
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Ships in about a week
Shipped to any US state, with tracking emailed the day it leaves.
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Its own package
Ordering a TAR too? Your TAR ships from us and the merch ships separately, each with its own tracking.
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